"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is here

It's a bit hard to put into words what this is.  A long while back I was messing around with random string generators, 1-bit dithering, and a theory about humor that I wanted to express onto the world.  So I made this interactive essay of sorts.

Recently I looked back on it, added a couple background effects, and decided to release it onto the world.

You're welcome, and I'm sorry.